Grafton Public Library Hires a New Director!
In a surprising turn of events, Grafton Public Library has announced the appointment of its newest Director, and he’s not your typical bookworm – he’s a bona fide barking, tail-wagging sensation! Meet Timber Brassard, the adorable miniature goldendoodle who’s taking the reins as the library’s newest top dog.
The announcement, made by the library trustees, has raised a few eyebrows among the locals, with whispers of nepotism echoing through the community. After all, it’s not every day that a furry friend steps into such an important role. Especially a furry friend owned by the Town Administrator. But according to insiders, Timber’s qualifications speak for themselves – his friendly demeanor, wagging tail, and undeniable charm have already won over the hearts of staff and patrons alike.
“Timber brings a fresh perspective to the role of Library Director,” said an anonymous town employee who may or may not have a personal connection to the new appointee. “His enthusiasm for books, treats, and belly rubs is unmatched, and we’re confident that he’ll lead Grafton Public Library to new heights of success.”
Indeed, Timber’s appointment comes on the heels of some tumultuous times for the library. Staff are still struggling to deal with building disasters, resignations, and the occasional unruly patron. But if there’s one thing Timber knows how to do, it’s bring a sense of joy, cooperation, and camaraderie to those around him – qualities that have been lacking in the library for quite some time.
“Timber has already made a paw-sitive impact on the library community,” said longtime librarian, Terry Tailwagger. “He’s always available-even on weekends! He encourages collaboration and respect. His friendly woofs have made even the most stressful days a little bit brighter.”
And while some may question the wisdom of appointing a dog to such a prestigious role, others are quick to point out the undeniable benefits of having Timber at the helm.
“Let’s face it, Timber is a natural-born leader,” said local dog trainer and canine enthusiast, Louis Fetcher. “His even temperament, keen sense of smell, and unwavering loyalty make him the perfect candidate for the job. Plus, who wouldn’t want to work for a Director who greets you with a slobbery kiss every morning?”
So here’s to Timber, the library’s newest top dog– may his reign be filled with treats, tail wags, and plenty of good books!
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